JADE: They deserve a humane, natural death. I'm warning you. SONYA: What, you actually have friends? ROBERTSON: (silent) Holy... What's the big hug for? She keeps sliding down.) The question is, does that make your hotel their target or their base? It's a win for everybody. DOCTOR: I don't see any mercy in you. Only clothes and stuff. "Arachnids in the UK" is the fourth episode of the eleventh series of the British science fiction television programme Doctor Who. Go, go, go... Go! GRAHAM: What is that? YASMIN: Put the gun down, please, sir. DOCTOR: Yaz, you wanted to come home. McIntyre, who revealed to the Doctor her experiments involved genetically modified spiders, realises the giant spiders are the offspring of a specimen that had been dumped by the same company, on the belief it was dead. What is wrong with this country? JADE: What if our waste included something that we thought was dead, but was still just alive? My fam. Why is this hotel the epicentre of spider activity? (She gets out fast.) Oh, my God! There's loads to see. It's too big, too complex. YASMIN: Yeah. (The Doctor scans the webs.) JADE: Rare sightings, an increase in numbers, spiders you don't normally see at this time of year. (Sound of bedroom door being broken down.) Synonyms for Arachnids in Free Thesaurus. DOCTOR: Are you sure? SONYA: Why do we have to have it? That's what she was telling you when I saw you. NAJIA: I told you. (The spider comes round the corner and stops when it detects Graham standing there.) Doctor Who season 11, episode 4 review: 'Arachnids In The UK' But there's a plague in my hotel and it needs to be fixed. She never brings anyone around. RYAN: Yaz, you're so uncool right now. DOCTOR: Got you back. And work out where I kept the spares. DOCTOR: And with enough food in all that waste to survive, and enough toxicity to mutate and to keep on growing. ROBERTSON: I did. Oh. Did you find him? DOCTOR: It is a bit of a long answer. DOCTOR: Should I look impressed right now? Or just socially awkward. Yaz, they can't be here. MUSIC: I'm a boss man like Birdie I'm a badman like Shirley Big man like me with a beard Look, how am I scared? DOCTOR: Ooo, fun fact, if you weave dragline spider silk as thick as a pencil, it's strong enough to stop a plane in flight. GRAHAM: What, half an hour since we were with you were in that warehouse? DOCTOR: Hi. RYAN: I can see this block from my window. FRANKIE: It's not the money, sir. DOCTOR: Do you know who this is? GRAHAM: Yeah. (The Doctor tears open another cocoon.) I'm going to make pakora. DOCTOR: Because spiders can keep growing as long as they live. Adidas creps, don't ask where I got them Don't ask what they are Don't ask if I copped them I go hard for my team I go hard for my squadron... I have no more Kevin. [11] The episode had an Audience Appreciation Index score of 83. Ordinary spider silk is as strong as steel or as tough as Kevlar. Says that I can live with him now, being that he's my proper family. JADE: The place where Anna worked with me, it's just over the way. The episode is essentially Doctor Who doing a pastiche of horror films and with the entire production working to those strengths. You are not shooting those creatures. YASMIN: Sure. Just one hotel in an incredibly successful chain of hotels, which is just one small part of (They slide the pan lid underneath to trap it properly.) I don't, I prefer cereal. (The figure in the bed is very still, and wrapped in cobwebs.) When I get back. GRAHAM: See? JADE: What, like, break it in? Beyond its spider-centric story, “Arachnids In The UK” is an episode about Ryan, Graham, and Yaz taking stock of their lives and realizing they do want to … RYAN: What have we got? Original Airdate: 28 Sep 2018. Yeah. Robertson. RYAN: Oi, you just covered me in vinegar. He didn't. Apparently JLR was a little overzealous in cutting corners and worried about GRAHAM: I mean, you're running for President, it could be espionage, you know, targeted directly ROBERTSON: You're fired. DOCTOR: I love a conspiracy. Your spider carcasses in his toxic waste. DOCTOR: Do you? DOCTOR: Need any company? It's potentially very exposing RYAN: Yeah. DOCTOR: Right, we need two things. Keep an eye out for me. Recycling every other week. for all of us, but especially for you. GRAHAM: I think I'll nip home first, Yaz. GRAHAM: It looks like a bank vault. I'm getting food. MUSIC: Where do you know me from? (Kevin enters, gun drawn.) Absolutely not. I say when the plane leaves, Kevin. DOCTOR: I can't guarantee that you're going to be safe. This isn't spiders. Your mother isn't supposed to be here. JADE: It must be the mother and the rest are the babies. Come on, Graham. Everyone talks about Ed Sheeran round about now, don't they? ROBERTSON: Oh... RYAN: Look at the size of it! GRAHAM: Ryan. How very moving. GRAHAM: God help us all. ROBERTSON: Smart business planning. GRAHAM: You're that bloke. Something's happening with the spiders in the city. It's the logistics. GRAHAM: Do we have to? I used to be a sister, in an aqua-hospital. DOCTOR: No, just sort the lock. JADE: (on phone) Fine, thanks. RYAN: Oh, I did not like that. To come back home. ROBERTSON: I don't have... clarity on that. ROBERTSON: I am not Ed Sheeran. Result. s11e04 - Arachnids in the UK. DOCTOR: (hugs Najia) Hi, Yaz's mum. ROBERTSON: Who the hell is this? YASMIN: We're home. NAJIA: Your hotel's built on landfill? DOCTOR: Don't you even care? NAJIA: Can you please just clear them away? (Nice big spider's web nearby.). (Nice bright striplighting.) YASMIN: Hi! (Sonya's mobile never leaves her hand, and she is constantly glancing and tapping at it.) We've got a package to pick up for number 34. Not mad keen on spiders. DOCTOR: Sisters. JADE: Anna! RYAN: Oh, that's bad. ROBERTSON: Your carcasses, lady, not mine. DOCTOR: Spiders' feet are their noses and they hate the smell of garlic. RYAN: From me dad. No reply. Where do you know me from? Faster! DOCTOR: Still no answer? Why have I never met you before? He said he's sorry for not being there for me, for us, for Nan. Just running them in. GRAHAM: Did you check the ceiling? been a profusion of web-building. The Museum's arachnid collections include the following orders: Acariformes, Amblypygi, Araneae, Opiliones, Palpigradi, Pseudoscorpionida, Ricinulei, Schizomida, Scorpiones, Solifugae and Thelyphonida. (The Tardis materialises outside a modern block of flats.) A soup of toxic waste, incredibly badly managed. Upon finding it, the Doctor and McIntyre realise the spider is dying from breathing difficulties due to its massive size. Look what they did to her. NAJIA: How do you all know each other? Mum! Yaz has brought friends back. (Robertson picks up Kevin's fallen cobwebby handgun and puts it inside his jacket.) I only saw you this morning. RYAN: Going off on one again. RYAN: Shall I come with you? RYAN: You're pretty awesome. DOCTOR: And set it loose across the city? They're out of control. One that, if it had zeroed in on some of the more enjoyable aspects of the episode, could have gone down as a classic. (Nice tromp d'oeil mural of a landscape and golf bags leaning against a pillar.) The arachnids (class Arachnida) are an arthropod group that includes spiders, daddy longlegs, scorpions, mites, and ticks as well as lesser-known subgroups. KEVIN: Oh, my God. HAKIM: Well, I thought maybe that as your sister is a policewoman... Are we all going for tea at Yaz's? RYAN: What? I thought I was doing quite well. DOCTOR: Come on. RYAN: It better not be a massive spider. 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